Bush and Slap

When Bush Sonia Aishwarya and Sitaram Yechuri travelled in a train


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Bush, Sitaram,Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through
a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound
and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Sitaram are sitting
there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is
red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to
kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.

Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Sitaram must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.

Sitaram is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Bush again.